Your Brain On 2 AM

  Take one 9 PM to be tucked into bed, reminded of your finiteness, and put to sleep. Take one 8 AM to wake up refreshed, ready to tackle your day. Take a 2 AM to wake up and dream.

2 AM is a helluva drug. It’s a slick one too; it will sneak up on you. 2AM typically settles in quietly, leaving silent space for the Divine to speak. You will feel a tingle in your fingertips. This is a symptom of your need to do you. Painters, grab your brushes, writers grab your pens. The itch may spread to your palms, inducing a sudden urge to take over the world. Avoid images and audio of Chaka Khan and/or Whitney Houston; at this point YOU are every woman, it’s all in YOU, and those divas are just imposters.

2AM may cause blessings  to appear to bloom from your very brain. 2AM may also cause you to desire the magic of the present moment more than you desire sleep, food, water, and any other necessity.

Some users have reported and out-of-body experience while taking 2 AM, citing visions of the self as the woman they always wanted to be, the woman they truly are, the love of their own life, the person they wish they knew years ago, the lifter of their own spirit, and the mistress of their own destiny.

Operating heavy machinery while using 2AM may result in danger. Frequent users of 2AM report feeling creative, invincible, fearless, and have been known to visualize and actualize their own dreams. Users of 2AM are reportedly more likely to suggest it, condone it, live it, run it, or, just do it (“it” being an array of anything in the world).  Other symptoms of 2AM include clarity of the spirit and saturation of the heart.

Recommended use: take one a dose of 2 AM twice weekly or as needed. Do not take 2AM more than 4 days in a row. Do not use 2AM while taking 6AM. Use as directed.